New Invention Idea:

Here's a product idea I bet nobody's working on:

Penis Shrinking Pills (to make your penis Smaller)

Now, bear with me. Nobody wants a tiny tallywacker. I know that.

But what you want from the product is the reaction you get AT THE CHECK OUT LINE.

P.S.
This is just a joke.

P.P.S.
You know you Think too much, when you can't stop thinking about why it is that you think too much.