23 Knock Knock Jokes To Kick Off Your Thursday
23 Knock Knock Jokes To Start Your Thurdsday Off Right
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Butch, Jimmy and Joe.
Butch, Jimmy, and Joe Who?
Butch your arms around me, Jimmy a kiss, and let's Joe.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Opportunity.
Don't be silly - opportunity doesn't knock twice!
Knock Knock Who's there?
Orange Orange who?
Orange you going to answer the door?
Knock knock! Who's there?
Dwayne!
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, I'm drowning.
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Ahmed Ahmed who?
Ahmed the payphone trying to call home. All of my change I spent on you.
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Justin Justin who?
Your justin time to take me to dinner!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don't let me in!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alex! Alex who?
Alex the questions round here!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tunis!
Tunis who?
Tunis company, three's a crowd!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Iran!
Iran who?
Iran over here to tell you this!
Knock Knock Who's there?
Daisy
Daisy who?
Daisy me rollin, they hatin
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Urine
Urine Who?
URINEsecure don't know what for
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Old lady
Old lady who?
Wow I didn't know you could yodel.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Doris!
Doris who?
Doris locked that's why I am knocking!
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
The guy who finished second.
The guy who finished second who?
Exactly.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Yah!
Yah who?
Naaah, bro, I prefer google.
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Dumbbell.
Dumbbell who?
Dumbbell doesn't work so I had to knock!
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
A Pile-Up
A Pile-Up Who?
Ewwwwww
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Doctor
Doctor who?
That's a great T.V. show, isn't it?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dishes!
Dishes who?
Dishes the Police come out with your hands up.
Knock knock
Who's there
Gorilla
Gorilla who
Gorilla me a hamburger
Knock knock
Who's there
Amish
Amish Who?
Awwww How sweet. I miss you too.
Knock knock
Who's there
Ach!
Ach who?
Sounds like your coming down with a cold