Happy Funny Fridays - How Martians Do it!

The year is 2222. Finally Glen and Laura land on Mars after earning enough frequent flier miles travelling around earth. The first couple they meet in a bar is a Martian couple and are talking about all sorts of things.

Glen asks if Mars has a stock-market, cryptocurrency, servers, if they have laptop computers, how they make money, etc. 

Finally, Laura brings up the subject of sex. “Just how do you guys do it?” asks Laura.

“Pretty much the way you do, it’s not really any different” responds the Martian.

The discussion continues and finally the couples decide to swap partners for the night and experience one another. Laura and the male Martian go off to a bedroom where the Martian strips. He’s got only a teeny, weeny lad only about half an inch long and just a quarter inch thick.

“Hmmm I don’t think this is going to work,” says Laura.

 “Why?” he asks, “What’s the matter?”

 “Well,” Laura replies, “It’s a bit short.  I just don’t think it will reach me!”

“No problem,” he says.  Next of all he begins to slap his forehead with the palm of his hand. With each slap of his forehead, his lad grows until it’s rather impressively long.

“Well,” she says, “That’s really impressive, but it’s still really narrow…”

“No problem,” he says, and starts pulling his ears. With each pull, his lad grows wider and wider until the entire measurement is extremely exciting to the woman.

“Wow!  This is awesome” she said with excitement, as they fell into bed and made mad, passionate love all night.

The next day the couples go back to their normal partners and go their separate ways. As they walk along, Glen asks “Well, was it any good?” “I hate to say it,” says Laura, “but it was pretty wonderful”.  She didn’t want to hurt her husband’s feelings so she said no more. 

“How about you?” She then asks

“Well it was horrible,” he replies. “All I got was a headache. All she kept doing the whole time was slapping my forehead and pulling my ears.”

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