Weekly PunLiteration #4
Just For Fun 😆
Welcome to PunLiteration
Good day Steemians and welcome to PunLiteration Week 4. I must say steeming has been difficult in the past few days due to bad network reception and other unforeseen circumstances. PunLiteration usually drops Monday mornings, but it didn't yesterday. So sorry for going behind schedule. This is the first edition of PunLiteration in the month of March, and some of you will be marching to the moon with free SBDs. Keep reading…
Key Words for This Week
Key words for this week are:
Let's Go!
marching meticulously early morning
to the moon to mine material money
since the month of March presents
a meaningful MONDAY.
threaten Tim Howard for not telling
the truth on Tyler Terry’s TV
talk show last TUESDAY.
wrapped a rope around Williams her
cheating boyfriend while watching
wonder woman on WEDNESDAY.
think of Tracey who's in Tunisia
trading toxin & tartaric acid on a made
in Tokyo train this THURSDAY.
fought against Fabrizio Fabron, a fresh
Frenchman from France who fancied
fighting females on FRIDAY.
should start selling seafood after
sister Sandra systematically screamed
you’re a selfish sinner last SATURDAY.
so he secretly sought sex from sentimental
Sharon Stone to gain some special
strength before service on SUNDAY
Laughter Quote of The Week
Always laugh when you can.
It is cheap medicine — Lord Byron
A cheap medicine that can improve
your health and extend your life span.
Trust me, you need a daily dose of it.
PunLiteration is here to help.😆
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Disclaimer
I do not claim the names and events in the above write up are real. Laugh willingly in the best possible way you can if you find it interestingly funny as intended.
Previous Weekly PunLiteration (PWPL)
Feel free to click on any/all of the links below to see what you have missed;
https://steemit.com/busy/@onenecha/weekly-punliteration-1
https://steemit.com/funny/@onenecha/weekly-punliteration-2
https://steemit.com/funny/@onenecha/weekly-punliteration-3
WEEKLY PUNLITERATION CONTEST #1
Let me see how punny my readers can be. Write an original punliteration of any day of the week in the comment box to win .700SBDs (.100SBD for each winning entry). Please read slowly so you don’t mistake a decimal point for a fool stop. 😆 😆 😆 Some selected winners will be featured in week 5 with a mention. For now, I’m the sole judge of this competition.
Rules
Upvote this post.
Resteem this post.
Only one entry per person
See example below
Shy Segun Soludo seemed severely sick,
so he secretly sought sex from sentimental
Sharon Stone to gain some special
strength before service on SUNDAY
Six sisters sold sixteen skirts simultaneously to buy a sexy sleeved skater dress so that they can attend the Sweet Sixteen sex seminar stated to hold this SUNDAY.
Really interesting
Thank you man
Do i need to write something on all of that keywords today? Is my entry valid? I'll appreciate it if you can answer me
NO
But make sure you have at least two words together that start with same letter and it should end in any day of the week that starts with the letter.
Example
Felix flogged Francis on FRIDAY
Thanks... now i understand
And i have written another one