Weekly PunLiteration #3
Just For Fun 😆
Welcome to PunLiteration
Good day Steemians and welcome to PunLiteration Week 3. Permit me to assert that you all had a splendid weekend like I did. It rained here in Lagos, Nigeria, so the weather left me cold and lonely on my bed. Didn't have girls over for the weekend even though it was my birthday. Okay now that I have successfully exposed myself, let's dash to key words of the week to know who or what made the cut.
Key Words For This Week
Key words for this week are:
Let's Go!
Mrs. Mojisola Martinz and malicious
Michelle McCool mischievously
mis-mimed Madona’s material
girl last MONDAY.
toddler, into trekking to
Tennessee to take tetanus
toxoid on TUESDAY.
well-wishers a weakless and weedfree
wealthy WEDNESDAY.
teaching the thirteen Turkish teenage
transgenders how to twerk on THURSDAY.
for fencing her fake feelings for
foolish Festus every FRIDAY.
salvaged sixty six sausages
from Samantha the Scottish street
sweeper on SATURDAY.
of praise sonorously on Saturday,
but surprisingly committed suicide after
service on SUNDAY
Laughter Quote Of The Week
An optimist laughs to forget;
a pessimist forgets to laugh. — Tom Nansbury
So if you didn't laugh, just scroll up and read it again.
Or let's just agree you now know who you are.😆
Disclaimer
I do not claim the names and events in the above write up are real. Laugh willingly in the best possible way you can if you find it interestingly funny as intended.
Previous Weekly PunLiteration (PWPL)
Feel free to click on any/all of the links below to see what you have missed;
https://steemit.com/busy/@onenecha/weekly-punliteration-1
https://steemit.com/funny/@onenecha/weekly-punliteration-2
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Interesting
Thank you!
@onenecha, weldone. Good one there.
I think Punliteration is an interesting thing but never paid attention to it until now.
Once again, weldone
Hello boss @tolusedove it is exciting to see you here.
It's Asuquo Bassey (facebook)
Cheers!
Interesting...
My boss @iamdayosamuel... What a day!!!
I see, my post is now connecting old paddies dem. Guys have fun, that's the aim of #punliteration😆
Thank you man for paying attention.
Feel free to check out the links for previous punliterations to have funliterations. hahahaha
All I see is the girls that didn't come to your place in Lagos. Are you kidding me? So you dey gbab babes like this ehn?
Ah boss, I no dey gbab babes cos I no get time.
Steemit is my only babe😆
Oh really?
I didnt get the joke o.
Doesn't make me a pessimist o
Kudos
Thanks dears. Your comment is funny in itself, laughing my a** out.
I like this
Thank you for liking it
This is a nice one.
👍👍👍👍👍👍
Thank you dear.
Creatively crafted consonants with clever cognition. Cheers
Wow.
You just gave a new tittle. Thanks lady/man!