COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING

in #funny7 years ago

FEEL THIS JOKE!


 One of them suggested the nearby cemetery.

 As they were jumping over the gate to enter the cemetery, two oranges🍊🍊 fell out of the big bag but they didn't bother to pick them since they had enough in the bag.

 Few minutes later, a drunkard on his way from a bar, passed near the cemetery gate & heard a voice saying: "One For Me, One For You, One For Me, One For You".....

 He immediately sobered up & ran as fast as he could to a Church nearby, for the priest.......................

 "Father, pls come with me. Come & witness God & satan sharing corpses at the cemetery"......

 They both ran back to the cemetery gate & the voice continued: "One For Me, One For You, One For Me, One For You'............

 Suddenly, the voice stopped counting & said:
 "What About The Two At The Gate?" Let's get them .........

 You should see the marathon..🏃🏾🏃🏾

The priest almost ran pass the church gate shouting:"We Are Not Dead Yet oohh!!!". 

 .... Now You're laughing... .
 Don't be selfish, send it to your💑 Put a smile on someone's face..😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂```

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