You're Probably Wondering Where My Post Is Today

in #funny7 years ago

@NoNamesLeftToUse The Writer/Artist Himself is feeling incredibly depressed.

"Shit Poster," they said.

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I Just Don't Get It

 

Things about me that some people think is shit:

  • My art.

What are they talking about?

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I used lousy software back then. That doesn't mean it's shit!

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It's a bowl of cereal the next day! Not shit in a toilet! I'm an artist!

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I was trying to draw what a poorly mixed drink tastes like.
How was I supposed to know we can't taste with our eyes!
That doesn't mean it's shit! I just need to think more before I do something. Jeez.

How can you call that, shitty!
That was the first time I ever made one of those.
Most people just download theirs from somewhere else!
Can't you see I'm at least trying!

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What's so shitty about that!?!
If you can make a better telephone pole with a kitty on top... Do it!

Conclusion

 

I know, I know...

"Shit Poster"

Whatever!

I'll just buy my participation awards and move on to the next post...

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For me?

You shouldn't have!

Thanks everyone!

Have a nice day!

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All art and images seen here were produced digitally, by me.
"Nobody called me a shit poster. I just felt like sharing my shit with you today."
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This post was pretty different than I'm use to :) I had fun reading it! The kitty on the telephone pole was funny too. I didnt know what it was until I got to the bottom of the picture lol

This post was pretty different than I'm use to :)

I seem to hear that a lot. Full of surprises. I'm glad you had fun. I just wanted to have fun too.

Shit is making you money ..... That is the power of shit ....everyone has it but only some can use it....😄

Well, a lot goes in to producing this shit. I work on it day in and day out. The cycle never stops. I'm glad people recognize my efforts here. I think it's safe to say, my shit does not stink.

Shit that smells good.

Sarcastic me : oh my phone is stinkin...😄

Atleast someone here is making something funny with the shit....i thought shit was waste..😸

I try to make the best of my shit.

"It's good to the last plop."

That's my shitty slogan.

IDEAS ARE SHIT

EXECUTION IS THE GAME.

Pretty good art for s..t, I have to admit. That last one is pretty healthy as well. One of them looks like behind bars, he must have done something pretty shitty.

The one behind bars comes from a story I wrote a long time ago about This Man being trapped in a basement. He had to pile up his shit until it was high enough to climb out the window! LOL... yeah.. I dunno. I thought it was funny.

That’s amazing story, I mean can you imagine MacGyver who has an extraordinary knack for unconventional problem solving and didn’t thought about that? That would be a real tv hit.lol

It's a great example when the post is testing the edge how much shit can be thrown right in the readers face and he will still smile back at you.
It's a very interesting answer to haters. But no one gives a shit about them, so there was no need in answering them in the first place.

Well, when I do this shit, and you folks come along to enjoy this shit... it says far more about you folks than it does me. I feel like I have the most incredible friends, fans and following on this entire platform. That shit makes me feel good. Thanks for putting up with my shit!

What a shitty post. Downvote. Unfollow.

LoL!

What a shitty comment. Upvote. Fuck you.

Well, it's still better than mine right now, so I think it's fine :d
One man's shit is another man's treasure.

Well, if was literally shit, I don't think we'd see so many enjoying the shit. It's like everyone is happy to stand in line to meet an outhouse on this day. I'm just smiling. This shit made me happy.

I wish I could see the images to give you the appropriate feedback but, I live in a third world country and the internet speed is pathetic so...

blank pics everywhere
claps (me)
suffers (me)

I'm sorry about that shit. My artwork is a huge part of my blog and needs to be there. I included some massive cartoon-like images of shit that I produced and acted like it's not shitty. Thanks for putting up with my shit even though my shit didn't quite work out for you.

The words shit or shitty invoked 12 times in this post. I feel like I'm covered with it!

Thanks for keeping track of my shit. You just earned 26 cents on your first day as a Shit Counter. I see a bright future in this shit.

Bright future? You're not shitting me are you?

Your day much have been shitty that's why you posted a shitty poster!!!!

It was the shittiest of them all! So I turned it around and made it shittier so everyone could smile and laugh at my shit! Now I feel relieved, as I should, after taking so much shit! LOL

Hahaha ok it's weird talking about it but yes that's true after so much shit one must feel relieved! It's good you are comfortable talking about those things hahaha!!!

I just like to have fun. I'm not too concerned about others thinking there's something wrong with me either. That's their problem, not mine!

That's the best thing to do! I believe you are funny and nice you Canadian guy XD!!!

I guess that means I'm living up to my stereotype... dammit... LOL

Maybe or maybe not!! Well if that is true its not so bad don't you think? It always depends on the stereotype you choose!

Well, some people think we live in igloos and take care of our pet beavers while drinking maple syrup, so yeah, the one I'm living up to is probably the better one.

I am always quite fond of those long shits, scratchy catty though

You means those shits I made that don't even require paper? Me too!

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