You are viewing a single comment's thread from:RE: How To NOT Write the 'How To Steemit' PostView the full contextView the direct parentnonameslefttouse (74)in #funny • 6 years ago Break her down Until She can't Terrorize us Everyday with her Dementia.
Bake her, like a cake that my
Uncle used to love baking before
Something
Totally
Extraordinarily
Delightful happened to him.
Benny? I was
Under the impression
Someone
Tried to
Electrocute that man to
Death.
But you
Understand
Surely
That one man's
Electrical demise is another man's
Darkest dream?
Basically, yeah, when it's an
Unforgettable light
Show of
Translucent beams
Emanating
Dire consequences.
Back when I was just another
Ugly mofo
Scared of my own Shadow, I
Taught people how to subsist on an
Elementary
Diet
Beets, beans,
Upside down cake,
Spaghetti with a nice
Tomato sauce,
Eggplant and
Donuts in liquid form?
Basically yeah.
Urban Basics for
Street survival was my brand
Trade was good
Even in the market crash and subsequent
Depression
Booming times they must have been.
Unsuspecting and
Sincere
Transvestites probably
Enjoyed those
Days.
LOL! I'm loving this post and the comments on it.
You guys have awesome personalities. :)
:0) trying our best
Thank you for the vote! It means a lot! :)
I'm still working on growing, so every little bit is much appreciated for sure!
And I don't think you're trying at all! I think, for people like you, that wit just comes naturally! :P