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RE: It's Just a Regular Day So Let's Make a Big Deal Out of It

in #funny6 years ago

Well of course there's some reality behind the joke. It's just some observational humor turned into disgusting word play.

I once went out with a woman with a temper vs my sense of humor. She pulled a fork on me and I said, "What are you going to do? Eat me?" That line nearly got me stabbed.

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When I was a kid people tried to tell me to joke my way out of fights. Out on the streets it has worked a few times but in relationships it seems to make things worse lol.

I got a story for that one.

I was standing near the corner of 97 Street and Jasper Ave. in Edmonton around midnight, waiting for a bus.

Two guys off in the distance were yelling at me as they approached. "Hey! Hey you! I beat up white people for a living!"

They got up right next to me and the one guy said again, "Did you hear me! I beat up white people for a living!"

I looked at him and said, "Don't worry man. I'm not white. I'm Ukrainian."

Instant fist bumps. But honestly, I don't think they knew what a Ukrainian is.

I have stabbed someone with a fork. :/

Did it feel good?
LOL!

It happened more than once so I'll venture to say yes. My memory gets a bit fuzzy when I'm rage-y. I've only ever been violent with one person though.

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