The human species is well known for constantly generating important advances and being superior in reasoning, some tried to answer the fundamental questions such as "Who are we?", "What is our role in the universe?" While these questions are capable of making any mind fly, there are some who prefer to stay at the level of the earth causing us the same impression without having the same importance.
Shower Thoughts
These questions attack the mind when it is susceptible to innovation and wandering, that is, when we are doing something in the bathroom, More specifically when we're taking a shower.
- Bill Gates' kids have never had the experience of trying to walk your parents through something simple on a computer.
- People in the future are going to think that a "manual" is a car that you drive, and an "automatic" is a car that drives itself.
- How many more oranges would you have eaten in your life if you did not have to peel them?
- Before cameras were invented, people had never seen themselves with their eyes closed.
- What if there was Captcha for starting a car to prevent the drunk from driving? (Actually, that's brilliant)
- The difference between a stalker and a private investigator is money.
- Brushing our teeth is the only time we clean our skeleton!
- Church is like one big book club.
- The person who would proof read Hitler's speeches was a grammar Nazi.
- Humans constructed the idea of an afterlife because we can't actually fathom a world in which we do not exist.
- Playing a remastered game is like playing it the way it is in your memories.
- The Titanic's pool is STILL filled with water.
- We are all the result of some dude's orgasm.
- Why do people say "slept like a baby" when babies typically wake up every couple of hours?
- Amazon should have an option where you get to decide if you want your package to require a signature or not.
- In just 1 second, around 241 years are experienced by everyone on Earth cumulatively.
- There should be a captcha for when you want to buy things, not for robots, but in case you’re drunk. (Another one)
- Deaf people must get really good sleep.
- There are certain fees that go along with adopting a child, so essentially you’re just buying a kid.
- Prisoners can receive prison sentences for over 100+ years. In the future if medical technology advances enough, would the person be kept alive to serve their full sentence?
- Space must be just some small part of a sub-atomic particule in a realm of giants.
- Memes are like comedy from the blockchain as opposed to centralized Comedian.
- If you melt ice cream is it then considered a soup?
- None of us appreciate enough the fact that our hair doesn't feel pain.
- There's a chance you're the star of a reality show and everyone in your life are just acting alá The Truman Show.
- If my goal is to fail, and I succeed. Which one did I do?
- If I hit myself and it hurts, am I weak or strong?
- When you dip a cookie in milk, does the milk become a sauce?
- Is a Hotdog a Sandwich?
- Everyone has been pi years old at one point.
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