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Over the summer there was a snake in the yard as he was mowing the lawn. Somehow he hopped the fence, was on the back porch cracking a beer and saying, "Nope. Not going out there again," all before the kill switch stopped the engine on the lawn mower. To this day I have no idea how he moved so fast without hurting himself. LOL I would definitely get trampled.

Bwhahahaha! I can't stop laughing!! I think in pictures and the more I think, the more I see your very tall husband flying over the fence hat going the other way and the lawnmower doing circles around a snake!!

That probably wouldn't be too far off! He's such a toon. LOL

My dad came home from shopping years ago. My brother @ollie7 was about 9 at the time (buck teeth, ears and knees stage). He had a cape and swimming goggles on, riding his bike around the house. Everytime he passed he shouted: 'Hi dad, bye dad! I'm the man without the identity!' On the last round a snake had had enough of the 'man without the identity' and spit at him.
My dad says he heard him screaming and that my brother had run through the house before he heard the bike fall in the back yard.
I can just picture my brother with the goggles and cape. LOL!

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