Satircal Ammendment

If every American had their own nuclear weapon, just a little pack for home protection, no one would have to worry about crime anymore. Our founding fathers could only imagine muskets and wimpy little popguns, but they obviously intended for us to have the latest and greatest arms. Each of us has the right to protect our household with a nuke. It's painfully obvious, when you read the constitution, and quite sensible. There'd be no more home invasions. The risk of mutually assured destruction (MAD) would be too much. They wouldn't have to be big nukes, mind you. Just little ones that could fit in a briefcase. I'd cover mine with Hello Kittie stickers. After all, the best defense is a good offense. We all need to be able to protect ourselves and families from threats both foreign and domestic, and no one would mess with you if they knew you had a nuclear bomb. If the government can have its nukes, I want one. Not fair! It's my 2nd ammendment right, and yours. #justsayin