Here's another joke you may want to share:

" A blind man with a seeing eye dog walks into a bar and walks up to the bar and says "Hey bartender, give me a shot and a beer."

The bartender turns around to pour a shot and beer and then turns around to see the blind man swinging the dog around by its leash!

The bartender says angrily, "Hey! What the hell are you doing?!?!"

The blind man replies, "Just having a look around."

You can repost this with my permission if you find it funny. If not, sorry, but I don't know a lot of jokes. :-)