THERMOMIX - Lost in Translation "We Know How to Burn Them for Cooking" HAHAHA

in #funny8 years ago (edited)

I haven't had a chance to speak about this yet, but I work for this amazing company called Thermomix #cooking #ladycomputer haha

We recently found an article about Thermomix on a Czech site and wanted to know what they were saying about us. The below is the english transcript of the site via Google Translate. Please enjoy :)

Original Post: https://www.zeny.cz/lifestyle/deti-v-kuchyni-vime-jak-je-zapalit-pro-vareni-1513.html

Children in the kitchen? We know how to burn them for cooking

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*How do you teach kids the autonomy, curiosity and still learn the new substance in school? Well, in the kitchen! Here are the incredible chemical and physical laws, as well as spice and cooking courses. Enter the magic room where not only hunger, but also children. Do not you believe?

They eat like wild

Having a little bit of a home is a misfortune. Rejecting food or choosing only chocolate and biscuits is not a sign of good eating habits. Where else can a kid learn if not in the kitchen? Engage him in the preparation of food! You do not have to cut the slices or spaghetti with dumplings. It will be rich enough to rub the basil leaves, tomato stems, and bring a bag of mozzarella from the fridge. Preparing such a Caprese salad is unpretentious, and maybe you can teach the child to eat even the tomatoes he has refused so far because they are too red. When he had got rid of the stems so well, and he was soothed with olive oil, he might taste it. By the way, did you know that children need to taste the new raw material up to 30 times before they really give it a chance and get used to the new taste?

They are clever

For the descendants of a compulsory school you can explain in the kitchen a number of physical and chemical processes. You do not have to be any training professors, just go through common sense. Why dough, rice and pasta will increase its volume, what will make marinade with meat, or how beautiful is the snow? Everything you can do in practice. And that in this form of education, something will cook and cook or just make a nice bonus. Whoever dares can move freely to history and geography. Who brought the potatoes and rice to Europe, where the mysterious island of Madagascar is located, where fragrant vanilla comes from, or how our ancestors fed corn. There are so many topics around cooking! Take time, you will not be stressed and you can talk to your kids about what they are interested in. Kitchen is really the ideal place.

The are separate

What's worse than a hungry baby? Probably just a sick man. Prevent these situations today and teach your Benjamin to prepare a simple and raw snack. Throw a slice of toast bread with butter and add it to the ham and cheese, and the kid in the nursery can handle it. The bigger ones may even dare on a parsley and herb spread or even on a scrambled egg or omelette. It's up to you how you lead your children. You can devote yourself or your hobbies. Making time for them is so easy. Weekly dinner plan for Cookidoo® , a self-generated shopping list to email your husband and if he wants to, he can cook himself. With the Thermomix® kitchen assistant, it touches one finger. And with a great result.

Fragrant work

But nicely: Thermomix® is a multifunctional kitchen appliance from the renowned Vorwerk company. It takes up to twelve separate kitchen appliances to save you time and energy, as well as space on the kitchen. If you enjoy the fragrant world of cooking, you can combine the pleasant with the useful. Work at Vorwerk is flexible and you can get an interesting addition to your maternity ward in a smart layout of your own choices. It only depends on how many hours you want to work on. You can easily adapt your deployment to time options and children's interest rings. Meeting new people offers a great opportunity to socialize. What makes people happy? Well, there is a good food meeting. Be at it!
Find out everything at www.thermomix.com

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Lol that's hilarious. A little surprising though, i thought that google translate was pretty good for european languages already.

Google translate is still pretty terrible for asian languages though. It can be pretty comical running a chinese article through it.

I know this was ages ago, forgive the delay, but there is something inherently funny about even slight translation issues--What's worse than a hungry baby? Probably just a sick man. although scroll to the "They Are Clever" portion for the most hilarious paragraph you'll see in a while...

i have also seen the Chinese translations (for this product) always refer to it as a "kitchen robot". which is pretty funny in so MANY ways...mostly because i think "kitchen robot" is used to describe many appliances, and also none of them talk (yet).

This is HILARIOUS!!!

hahahahaha

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