Hilariously pathetic

in #funny6 years ago

As humans we've always been collectors of stories. Funny anecdotes and thrilling events that we treasure and pass along as if keeping them alive is of utmost priority.

This story in particular is a weird hybrid between funny, tragic and pathetic. I was told this story by my younger brother and have not confirmed it to be true. That being said, it's very likely this is the case, since in small countries like the one I'm in at the moment, are fertile ground for the ridiculous.

Apparently a dangerous drug dealer had been caught recently. A dealer that in many was was of the worse kind, the type that sells to kids. Gladly he slipped up and was apprehended while moving some of his illegal merchandise around a school.

As it turns out, the police department here is in a bit of a conundrum, since the discovery they made has spun the events in a hilarious way. Turns out the drug dealer, the dangerous, horrible man was not dealing drugs at all. He was in fact selling fish flour, a disgusting brown powder of rancid smell, as drugs to kids and none of his young clients knew better.

In other words, the kids believed they we're getting high, but we're actually just snoring fish breading right into their brains. Now, will there be a health consequence for the fish breading? No idea, but it is quite comical.

How do you process a fraudulent drug dealer? You certainly can't put him in jail for selling drugs, since he did no such thing, and if you jail him for fraud, you are basically saying he should have known better and sold the real deal.

If there is such law that punishes the "the intention to sell" maybe there's something, but an argument can be made that there was no attempt to sell real drugs ever, just fish flour.

Is it wrong that I'm laughing?

@meno

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Greetings @meno

It is a case to study.

On the one hand there is the sale of something (you do not know what it is) at school, to minors.

followed, this hidden action, which generates action by the force of order

And finally, there is no legal basis to prove that the activity is legal

Probably how they all go down; for tax evasion! LOL!

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Amazing

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I know its a serious topic.... but:

Hilariously pathetic

Thats what she said. :(

An interesting story @meno and drug dealers go to different methods, just to sell their goods!

As far as I know, yes you go to jail for this, it's felony.

Lack of intent, no fraud
Where a person offers something to another with no intent to mislead the other, there is no fraud. For example, suppose you had a bag of aspirin at the concert and another person asked if you had any OxyContin to sell. If you said no, but offered to sell him your bag of aspirin (because he is going to need it the day after the concert!), you would not have committed fraud. You had no intent to defraud the other person and you did not misrepresent a fact to him.

Lack of intent not a defense
The federal law prohibiting counterfeit drug sales makes it a crime simply to sell a fake pharmaceutical drug. The penalty is increased where the person makes the sale with intent to defraud or mislead.

So, a person charged with a counterfeit drug sale who can show that he did not intend to defraud the victim may receive a lighter sentence, but he likely will not be acquitted.

Lack of knowledge
A person who lacks knowledge that he is dealing in a fake substance has not committed fraud. So, if you had received a baggie of tablets from a third party who told you it was OxyContin and then you sold the substance as OxyContin to another person, you would not be guilty of fraud or of selling a counterfeit drug with the intent to mislead or defraud another. (of course, you could face charges for selling the real thing, which is a controlled substance.)

Source: https://www.criminaldefenselawyer.com/legal-advice/criminal-defense/drug-charges/jail-selling-fake-drugs.htm

Im sure this is probably the case in countries where the law is well enforced.

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Well, if he would've sold that omega 3 fatty acid capsules, he should've got an award.
But realistically, he should've been prosecuted for tax evasion, and any other regulation he didn't comply with as a "street vendor".
Since most countries aren't jailing those who pretend to sell drugs, even though they probably should.

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I wish the law actually worked here... Hahahha

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