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Blast these
Unrealistic
Superficial
Tyrants from hell who
Expect everything to be handed to them on
Demand!

Bravely we must
Unite!
Standing
Tall
Eventually we will
Defeat them!!!

Boldly we go into the
United
States of America
To find this menace and
Extinguish her
Desire to destroy!

Bravo! For
Underneath her
Sordid, dank and
Terrible desires lies an
Elegant gentle
Diamond of a lass.

Break her down
Until
She can't
Terrorize us
Everyday with her
Dementia.

Bake her, like a cake that my
Uncle used to love baking before
Something
Totally
Extraordinarily
Delightful happened to him.

Benny? I was
Under the impression
Someone
Tried to
Electrocute that man to
Death.

But you
Understand
Surely
That one man's
Electrical demise is another man's
Darkest dream?

LOL! I'm loving this post and the comments on it.
You guys have awesome personalities. :)

Thank you for the vote! It means a lot! :)
I'm still working on growing, so every little bit is much appreciated for sure!
And I don't think you're trying at all! I think, for people like you, that wit just comes naturally! :P

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