This is my confession... I started to watch 'The Bachelorette' because my girlfriend does, and now I am just as addicted as her!... What is your confession?

in #funny7 years ago (edited)

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Yea, I know... I used to trash talk it, and just about all reality-TV just the same. It started with a simple season of Bachelor's in Paradise, I wasn't paying much attention, you know, just in the room on my laptop, showing my girl that I'm here with her... slowly it began creeping into my subconscious, hardly noticeable at first, an ever so slight wave of euphoria at the end of the commercial break, at first I attributed this to other factors - deep down I think I already knew but my better half was avoiding the conclusion at all costs...

I... just... couldn't ... help myself...

A season of Bachelor's in Paradise, The Bachelor and now in the midst of The Bachelorette...
I think I am just as excited as her, even if I try to hide it, to tune in every week to watch this shameful display of the degradation of our society... All of a sudden I am catching myself in full out rants, with real feelings about these people... you know something along the lines of:

"Greg? SHE PICKED GREG? Are you SERIOUS - THAT GUY IS A TOTAL ASSHOLE"

Look, I am not some giant fan of the show or series, whether its paradise or the conventional versions... it is trash TV at its finest, but as the Borg say...

Resistance is futile, given the right circumstances, we are all capable of assimilation -


Thanks for reading!
Look forward to hearing any and all confessions, this is your chance to come clean!

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