Funny Party Quotes

Funny Party Quotes

party quote by vicki baum

Endless time spent in dancing, chatting and enjoying great food as the time passes by is what I feel partying is all about. It is not about which upscale place you went to, or which celebrity you met at the party, partying is about plain unadulterated fun with your near and dear ones. While you think about partying, here are some funny quotes that you might enjoy.

Hilarious Party Quotes

party quote by anonymous

Live for today... Plan for tomorrow... Party tonight!

~ Anonymous

Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we're here, shall we dance?

~ Anonymous

Hear no evil, speak no evil and you'll never be invited to a party.

~ Oscar Wilde

Never be the first to arrive at a party or the last to go home and never, never be both.

~ David Brown

If you go to a party, and you want to be the popular one at the party, do this: Wait until no one is looking, then kick a burning log out of the fireplace onto the carpet. Then jump on top of it with your body and yell, "Log o' fire! Log o' fire!" I've never done this, but I think it'd work.

~ Jack Handy

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not "professional" anymore.

~ Jeff Foxworthy

At every party there are two kinds of people - those who want to go home and those who don't. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.

~ Ann Landers

party quote by katharine Hepburn

If you obey all the rules you miss all the fun.

~ Katharine Hepburn

I am thankful for the mess to clean after a party because it means I have been surrounded by friends.

~ Nancie J. Carmody

Someone said that life is a party. You join in after it's started and leave before it's finished.

~ Elsa Maxwell

Drink, and dance and laugh and lie... Love the reeling midnight through... For tomorrow we shall die!

~ Dorothy Parker

Good friends get drunk with you. Best friends hold your hair back when you've had a bit too much to drink.

~ Anonymous

I don't believe in the Republican party or the Democratic party. I just believe in parties.

~ Samantha Jones (Sex and the City)

There are shortcuts to happiness, and dancing is one of them.

~ Vicki Baum

If a man insisted always on being serious, and never allowed himself a bit of fun and relaxation, he would go mad or become unstable without knowing it.

~ Herodotus

You'd be surprised how much fun you can have sober. When you get the hang of it.

~ James Pinckney Miller

He who does not get fun and enjoyment out of everyday, needs to reorganize his life.

~ Anonymous

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

~ George Carlin