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longvu (21)in #funny • 5 years ago

A guy meets a hooker in a bar. She says, "This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for $300 as long as you can say it in three words." The guy replies, "Hey, why not." He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and one at a time lays three one hundred dollar bills on the bar, and says slowly. "Paint…my….house."

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I wonder if this customer's house is big :) If she had to pay back the contract, it would be interesting.

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OK :)

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