50-year-old breakfast
The couple married 50 years. One day at the breakfast table
Grandma says:
"Think of my love, 50 years ago we sat at this table together.
"I know," replied the old man. 50 years ago, we were sitting here
like dipsticks and enjoying our breakfast.
- Let's relive our love those beautiful years, the old lady suggested.
So it happened. They both took off their clothes and sat down again.
"You know my love," said the old woman full of enthusiasm, my heroes are
as hot for you as they were 50 years ago.
"I'm not surprised," said the old man. One is in the tea and the other
in the omelet!