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Here are five rules for men to follow for a happy life that Russel J. Larsen had inscribed on his headstone in Logan Utah. He did this not knowing that he would some day win the... "Coolest Headstone" contest.
It's important to have a woman who helps at home. cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job.
It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
It's important to have a woman who you can trust and doesn't lie to you.
It's important to have a woman who's good in bed, and likes to be with you.
It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other or you could end up like me.
It also was inscribed, Two things I love most, good horses and beautiful women, and when I die I hope they take this old hide of mine and make it into a ladies riding saddle so I can rest in peace between the two things I love most."
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