Funny joke of a man & his church member
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Laughter is best natural medicine!
One faithful day, on a lonely road while coming back from work, a certain man saw a church member and offered to give her a lift in his car ( being a leader in bible class). As the car was in motion, the man placed his hands on the laps of the lady pretending he was looking for the gear lever. The lady quickly cast a glance at him and said "Mathew chapter 7 vs 7" The man hastily removed his hands...
After a short while the man placed his hand again on the lap of the lady, she said to him again; " Mathew 7 vs 7". At once the man nervously removed his hand.
On reaching her destination, the lady got off the car, cast a glance at the man and said " So you don't read your bible!"
When the man got home he quickly opened his bible to Mathew 7 vs 7 which says and i quote...
"Ask, and it shall be given you; seek, and ye. shall find; knock, and it shall be opened unto you"
At once the man screamed; Oh!!!
Your advice to the man pls...
Do not laugh alone, Resteem so others can join you in laughing...Remember, laughter is best natural medicine!
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Thanks mate
Like the joke..very funny
Nice joke, that is why is very good to read always, had it been that the man has read the mathew 7 vs 7 and understood the content, it would have been easy for the man to know what the girl is saying and he would have made his request known.
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Interesting post!
Upvoted.
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You made me laugh
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good one, lol.
Thanks very much...glad you liked it
You put the fun in bible ... This will be much interesting to read :) .. would love to read more posts by you .. keep posting
Upvoted the post!
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Nice Post.
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Great post... upvoted & followed
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