Artificial intelligence this will crack you up

I 've got a story to tell y'all that is right out of science fiction. I wake up this morning and am playing with my phone. When I go to my apps page I noticed my icons are rearranged. Thinking that I might have accidentally deleted a app, I start looking around. Nothing is deleted but I have a new app there called assistant. Well I didn't download it so Google must have during the night.
I have almost all Google apps disabled including play store. And I have everything set up so nothing gets downloaded. All permissions are off everything set up so there not supposed to do anything.
So I look up this assistant, actually I see a news article on it so I read that it's artificial intelligence. I can't uninstall it. It don't even show up in my settings, app section.
So I only had a little job to do today and was in no hurry. Went to work about 9:30. Got done early and went to lunch. Decided I'd go fishing so went down to the river to go fishing. Plugged the phone into my truck radio so I could listen to some tunes while fishing.
Now this is where it gets weird LMAO. I get done fishing and start playing with my phone. That app is now gone, disappeared, vanished. Well I didn't make it vanish. Thought wow that's weird it comes on my phone and then leaves on its own. Hang on I'm not done yet. So I get in my truck and start driving. Now this has got to be a weird coincidence but my check engine light starts coming on then going off. So jokingly I texted my daughter and told her I thought that app moved into my computer in the truck. So I start coming up to a stop light and hit the brakes. The truck all of a sudden hits the gas by itself not my foot. Well I'm smashing the brake to the floor trying to stop it. It then downshifts trying to get more power lol. Damn thing is trying to kill me lol. Now you have to admit that is right out of science fiction or is one hell of a coincidence. The app mysteriously appears on my phone which is artificial intelligence and then leaves and my truck starts driving itself. I mean technically it was connected to my electrical system so it could have access to my truck computer. We'll see tomorrow when I work on my truck lol. I'm gonna try to kill it tomorrow lol.