The Mad Pooper Of Colorado Springs

in #funny7 years ago

This lady gives a new meaning to the phrase " On The Run ", as it is reported she takes her usual jog and her usual pooping session. She is dubbed " The Mad Pooper Of Colorado Springs ".

When I first read about this story, it was more hysterical than gross, but the story at the time wasn't completely accurate. I read one article that stated the jogger would nonchalantly defecate as she jogged down a quiet suburban street. Once the story started catching media coverage, it began to fill in all the missing pieces.

Cathy Budde, a victim of the unidentified " Mad Pooper " called the police and informed them that a lady has been relieving herself in her front yard for an estimated time of 7 weeks. Budde also went on to tell police that her children have actually caught the jogger squatting in their front yard defecating.

Whether this story humors you or disgusts you, we have to take into consideration that this individual may not know what they are doing. It's not certain if the individual has mental health issues, or issues similar to. However, reports say, since the call to authorities, the " Mad Pooper " hasn't had a bowel movement in front of Cathy Budde's home. It was stated that Cathy Budde " begged " police to make her stop.

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so funny. it's great. sir can i get a upvote from u?

wat dat me smell, somebody jus poop!

For the individual to stop having a bowel movement in front of the courtyard after being confronted by the authorities, I wish to say she's mentally stable. This is because after this confrontation , there haven't been any record of subsequent bowel movement in front of Cathy's courtyard.

hehe that was something really different :D

Maybe she identifies as a dog

Wow I'm genuinely speechless ! Instantly you'd be shocked as to why are you doing this ?! As you say there's more to the eye more than likely as we can't overlook mental health issues. It has an element of humour to it but more gross to be honest 😂
Thanks for sharing @joseph it's amazing what people get up to hey ?!

I don't know whether to laugh or be disgusted, but I do know this is going to be a featured topic in my radio show tonight..

Seems like a good opportunity to sell Porta-Johns.

This reminds me of that infamous Paula Radcliffe London marathon moment. Someone get this women a pooper scooper

Just awesome.
Thanks for share.

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