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(Are you gullible? Take the test)

TODAY IS... (these are real days)

• Get to Know Your Customer Day
• International Chess Day
• Moon Day
• Nap Day
• National Fortune Cookie Day
• National Lollipop Day
• National Ugly Truck Contest Day

REAL NEWS HEADLINES (and Joe's comments)

• The White House revealed that President Trump had an undisclosed hour long meeting with Vladimir Putin at the G-20 Summit.
  JOE: No word yet on whether or not Putin was wearing a shirt.

• A University of Warwick study found that 4 in 10 people can't tell a fake picture from a real one.
  JOE: Here's a helpful hint: If the picture has Chris Christie on a beach chair, IT'S FAKE.

• 86-year-old international jewel thief Doris Payne was arrested for shoplifting at a Georgia Walmart.
  JOE: She was immediately offered a job as a door greeter.

CELEBRITY NEWS

• Kenny Rogers has announced plans for a star-studded farewell show with Dolly Parton.
  JOE: Looks like he finally figured out when to fold ‘em.

SPORTS NEWS

• Insiders say Carmelo Anthony told the Knicks he doesn’t want to return to the team next season.
  JOE: But the Knicks say they can think of 20 million reasons for him to stay.

ON THIS DAY

• 1954... Elvis Presley gave his first public performance, playing on a flatbed truck parked outside a drug store in Memphis.

• 1973... Martial arts movie star Bruce Lee died.

TODAY'S QUOTE

• “Do your own thing on your own terms and get what you came here for.” -Oliver James

TODAY'S INTERESTING FACT

• Bolts of lightning can shoot out of an erupting volcano.

TODAY'S JOKE

• If you say the word "gullible" real slow, it sounds just like "oranges."

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