Things my slightly evil 3 year-old has said and done

in #funny • 7 years ago

I love my 3 year old daughter a LOT...
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but some times are harder than others...

girl - Mummy, I love you 😍
mum (whispers) - You should tell dad, that will make him happy
girl - Daddy, I love Mummy
😢

Looking into her grandfathers mouth and seeing his gold tooth she said “That will be my treasure one day.” 😏

After knocking over dads water after being told not to touch it..
Dad - I know it was an accident, but you are in the corner as punishment because you were told not to touch it.
girl - no, not an accident
dad - what? you mean it was an accident, you didn't do it on purpose, right?
girl - no, on purpose
dad - are you sure you understand? you meant to knock it over?
girl - yes
dad - why?
girl - because I'm iron man! hand.jpg
Dad - stay in the corner then

Dad (to girl) - I try to be nice to you, and you are just mean to me, your brother is nice and tells me he loves me.
girl - I do love you daddy 😇
brother (5) - ha! First time!! 🤣

While going through grandma's handbag...
finds glasses - "Nana’s glasses"
finds phone - "Nana’s phone"
finds money - "My money" 🤑

#family #parenting #love #whalepower
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     7 years ago 

    she sounds a handful!

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     7 years ago (edited)

    haha be careful it sounds like she might takeover the world one day!

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       7 years ago 

      maybe, she has already taken over the house...

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         7 years ago 

        soon enough she might be telling you to stand in the corner! I really enjoyed reading your post

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           7 years ago 

          Thanks, and don't worry about me, I like the corner. Some peace and quiet 😊

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             7 years ago 

            Yep, definitely looking forward to more stories about this one!

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               7 years ago 

              Well, there is one that ends with me on the hospital floor... I think I'll try and find time to write that today

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                 7 years ago 

                I'm so glad you did!

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                   7 years ago 

                  Haha, I've got this to come. My 2 year old is just starting to string sentences together. Melts you inside when they come out with something completely unexpected. Its an amazing time.

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                     7 years ago 

                    I highly recommend creating a tumblr account and recording all quotes ;) you can even upload videos like first steps. And make it as private as you like.. only share with family etc

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                       7 years ago 

                      Ahh its all about 'Lifecake' for me, its a fantastic app. Like an instagram but private and just for family. Really recommend it.

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                         7 years ago 

                        thanks, will check it out

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