Jokes That Make You Sound Smart!!

in #funny7 years ago

The smartest joke I ever heard was so clever, I didn’t get it. It had to be explained to me seven times before I sort of got it. By the eighth explanation, I’d wised up enough to say, “Oh, now I get it,” just to shut them up.

Here it is: “Counting in binary is as easy as 01 10 11.” I’m still not sure I get it, but I tell it all the time just so I sound smart. (Here’s the kind of joke I like: “What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt.”) If you want to find out how it feels to sound smart, try out some of these jokes.

Do tell in comments how many jokes you got in first attempt and how many u liked!!!

Also , share some of your personal jokes in comments and Don't forget to hit ^

Source - https://www.rd.com/funny-stuff/clever-jokes/

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I liked quite a few of the jokes and hope to have gotten at least as many!

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