Best one liners on the Internet (3)

Hi Folks ,

I am back with my next post in this series.

So , below are some more one liners which are killing and make you sound smart.

1. If sex is a pain in the ass, then you’re doing it wrong…

2. A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..

3. If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments.

4. Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.

5. If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.

6. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea… does that mean that one enjoys it?

7. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

8. I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.

9. Some people are like Slinkies … not really good for anything, but you can’t help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.

10. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

As always , Don't forget to upvote if you like my post and do comment if you have your own personal one liners ☺

Peace Out!!!