RE: Pardon Me, I thought I was someone else! (Tiny Fictions, Tall Tales and General Malarky from @therealpaul)
@therealpaul takes no responsibility for damages, injuries or death occurring as a result of the improper use of any helicopter by any persons who thought this was a serious post.
So... damages, injuries, or death resulting from the waiter idea or from the park bench one you are taking responsibility for? Because I could see them going just as horribly wrong.
But yes, pretending to be someone else can be quite a bit of fun, especially when it results in confusion on others' part(s?).
I once ran around for an entire day restocking shelves by the local supermarket. Nobody stopped me because of this helpful outfit I'd picked up in the back. Then the person whose outfit I'd stolen found me, and I spent a day in a holding cell.
That was a fun dream. It's always a disappointment when I wake up and I'm still here in this padded room wearing the annoying strappy thing.
I take no responsibility for any park bench injuries that may or may not be received by anyone who says what I said to anyone else-- they should have known better. I definitely take no responsibility for anyone who would make those poor people place their whole order again in that restaurant, that was unforgivable.
Those straps that seem to be holding you down, they are designed to make you safe, to keep you free from danger. They're freedom straps.