Sweet Madness

NIGERIAN POLICE VS A MAD STUDENT.
An undergraduate in one of the Nigerian Universities was arrested by two Nigerian Policemen in Lagos by 2.00PM on false accusation of wandering and was taken to the police station. Unknown to them, the 21 year old John is final year student with a first class brain. He was studying Psychology and vowed inwardly to use the Policemen as research materials in dual personality by pretending to be mad. Meanwhile the Policemen had hoped to rope him in and extort huge amount of money from him. The interrogation went like this:
POLICEMEN: My friend, what is your name?
JOHN: My name is Miss Joan Okeke
POLICEMEN: How old are you?
JOHN: I will be 75 years next month
POLICEMEN: Where are you now?
JOHN: I am in the office of The Nigerian Red Cross society. Their men picked me up to give me some money and food
POLICEMEN: Where do you live?
JOHN: With my parents
POLICEMEN: Where do your parents live?
JOHN: With me
POLICEMEN: Where do you all live?
JOHN: Together
POLICEMEN: Where is your house?
JOHN: Next to my neighbour’s house
POLICEMEN: Where is your neighbour’s house?
JOHN: Next to our house.
The Policemen pointed to the picture of President Buhari hanging on the wall: Who is this man?
JOHN: She is Michelle Obama, the wife of the Emir of Kano
THE POLICEMEN brought a pornographic magazine and showed him a picture of a pretty sexy naked lady and asked: If you you are locked up in bedroom with a lady as naked as this, what will you do?
JOHN: (Almost in tears) I am not a lesbian. I will manage and force the door open and run away. What will a lady be looking for at the body of a 75 year old woman?
The DPO who was listening to the interrogation with a big shock and horror cleared his throat and asked: My friend, have you been to a mental hospital before?
JOHN:: No but I was once taken to a police station. I bit one the officers to death, hit the other one with his gun on his mouth and set the station on fire.
DPO TO HIS POLICEMEN: Release this man at once and take him back where you picked him. Only Church people will cure his madness