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All I did was tell the local Porsche dealer that I wanted a new 911. Next thing I know, I'm friends on Facebook with him and 4,000 of his Muslim friends.

I like my coffee like I like my women: without a penis.

A priest checks into a hotel and says "I hope the porn channel on my TV is disabled". "No sir, it's just ordinary porn, you sick bastard".

What happened to the fly on the toilet seat? It got pissed off.

What's black and rhymes with Snoop? Dr DRE.

What's the best part about sex with 26 year old girls? There are twenty of them.

What's the difference between your job and your wife? After ten years, the job will still suck!

Does mixing birth control and LSD get you a trip without kids?

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