I Have The Retard Magnet (Personal Funny Story)
Hey everyone how are you today?
As you already know i mostly post things about outer space and reviews about movies and anime which i love! Today's post will be slightly different as you will have the chance to get into my personal outside life and more specifically about events that happens when i am outside either alone or with friends.
Sometimes i feel like i am cursed or have an invisible Retard-Magnet around me, i don't know what am i doing wrong but things end up with nerves on my side and laughs on my friends side so i believe you may enjoy stories like that too!
The phone call
It was about 5 in the afternoon when a friend called in order to go for a cup of coffee and ofc i was positive (*who doesn't like a cup of coffee*), so i dressed up and went to meet him. After finding him, he told me he wanted to go to a different place for coffee this time and to be exact, he wanted that place to be the center of Athens!
We live in a suburb of Athens in an area full of cafeterias and amazing places to visit so we have everything we need really close to us
I said ''screw it lets go'' even though i was bored to! We had to take a bus first and a train after that, in total about 45 minutes long. Upon arriving to the cafeteria my eye catched his girlfriend with 2 other girls something that he knew of while i have no idea.... I should have left at that moment but i am kind so let's do this!
The Disaster had just started
My fucking friend :p went and sat next to his girl leaving me between the other 2 girls which i didn't knew...It may sound like paradise but well, they were both ugly ( to say it in other words, they were not my style :P ) and by their total style i had a feeling i wouldn't like their personalities too.
Then again i had to be kind and don't judge a book by it's cover right? Here starts the good part!
That friend of mine is 2 years younger than me while his girlfriend is one( i brought those 2 together!) so the girlfriend asks me ''why some people don't want to work these days where we got economic crisis" and when i tried to respond but....
Dumber and Dumber
The let's call Retard1 interrupted me with a smile saying "let the older one speaks first'' and she added ''i have done 2 more years than you in university so i know more'' (she was majoring Philosophy and i Business OK? :p)
When i heard that, i immediately turned my voice a bit louder interrupting her and told her kindly that in fact i was 2 years older than her and that she made the assumption just because i came with that friend of mine. Then i kept on by telling her that you will talk again after i am finished replying to the question. Other stupidities of her followed but i handle them with ease.
In case you forgot, there is still one other girl the Retard2 and that particular one out of the blue started touching me like i was with her. When i felt that, i though ''where's the camera'' and tell to my friend ''ok come on i give up i ll have to admit it was a good joke'' and he replied laughing '' this isn't some kind of joke'' so i immediately turn back to the girl and take her hands of me....
that easy ha? guess again
She kept on doing that and when i just told her to take her hands of me her reply,argument i don't know what it could be called, was ''you don't like other people touching you, your react the same with your girlfriend too?'' and ofc i instantly reply back '' i don't like getting touched by you'' and somehow ended up being the impolite one in their minds. Can you imagine it, someone you don't know and like to keep touching you like you are together or something and then try to make the others think that you got the problem not her
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Man, feminazis are so going to rage-comment on this...
I sympathize with you, though.
thank god mostly nobody will read that :P
but it will still remain in the endless blockchain so in the future something really bad may happen to me :P
what an odd story.
tbh i have a lot of relatives who are just as retarded if not more.
i haven't seen them for years. best to stay away.
haha stay as far away as you can :P
Meanwhile imagine that things like that is my everyday life. Whenever i go around me some retard will show up!
Haha! Sounds like your friend is only trying to return the favor of you hooking him up with his girlfriend. I guess it's slim pickings, so just ride with it. As long as it didn't cost you anything, not much to complain about haha!
hahaha at the end of the end it's another experience i will remember after years :P
haha, you broke her heart. Maybe she masturbated that night thinking of you <3
hahahaha who knows! all i know is that i had nightmares that night :P
I hear ya barkin’, Rex.
haha :P
Don't tell yourself you are cursed! Keep those positive vibes, everything will be perfect!! :D
i think you can't avoid stupidity even if you are 100% positive :P
lol! That may be true! :)
Yeah, the natural way this "society" some how attempts to test and ostracize "problem" children, lol. Outside thinkers threaten the status quo. I mean this in a polite manner, get use to these occurrences and prepare yourself on how to react so the situation is still under your influence. It's no good when it gets taken out of your influence and something no good happens to you or someone else. I'm not a fan of boundary testers, either. Hope all goes better next time :)
it went pretty smoothly in terms of how i handle it and i was quite calm but those was really unexpected behaviors
I agree. Good job.
Awesome Dear @filotasriza3 your doing good job keep the good work up.
you didn't even read it
Man people just earn by posting their daily routine and I just keep thinking what good thing I should post what content to post blah blah blah
man that is happening since the beginning of internet