7 jokes for NERDS

1. Life without women would be a pain in the ass.

2. A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

3. What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.

4. I’ve just written a song about tortillas. Actually, it’s more of a rap.

5. Job interview:
   “What’s your greatest weakness?”
   “Honesty.”
   “I don’t think honesty is a weakness.”
   “I don’t give a fuck what you think.”

6. I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandpa, not yelling and screaming like everyone else in his car.

7. Did you hear about the Italian chef who died last week? He pasta way.

Any comments and requests welcome! I am handing to you some hand picked jokes to bring some laughter and joy in your busy days. Peace!