Daily Challenge #2 -- Top responses get Steemit page recognition

Alright plebeians, since the last challenge post received a whopping 1 response, the fire is being turnt up!
Any scrubs that made it this far are highly advised to turn back now.

Big fire!

Now! You will be given 5 words. Your challenge is to construct the most entertaining sentence that you can think of using AT LEAST 3 of those words. Your sentence should outshine the sentence of all other plebeians.

your 5 words are:

crypto
fungus
millenials
boat
trump
.. only the strongest survive (get upvoted). and only the strongest of the strongest will be recognized for dominating the daily challenge. The creative winner holds the title for champion of the prestigious @exemplary challenge for 24 hrs until the next daily challenge is posted.

Let the games begin!