Thanks, @dreemit. I enjoy doing this post so much. I realize these kinds of jokes won't be everyone's "thing" but I wanted to try to reach the ones who do enjoy it. I remember in the 70's and 80's people actually told jokes, you'd hear one nearly every day. Now, people are too engrossed in their mobile devices and too "busy" to worry about something as frivolous as a joke. It'd be nice to revive this lost art, it's a big part of what makes us human. Thanks for taking part in it!