marriage jokes

A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for their
25th anniversary.
"HA," he snorted, "The day I buy you a fur coat will be the day you
can grow hair on your chest!" On that she hikes up her skirt, drops
her panties, and thrusts her pubic area forward. "There! I have hair
on my chest, now buy me a fur coat." "That's not your chest!" he roars
back. "Damn right it's my chest," she argued, "Before we got married,
this was your hope chest. On our honeymoon, it was your treasure
chest. Afterwards it became our family chest. AND IF YOU DON'T BUY ME
A FUR COAT, IT WILL SOON BECOME THE COMMUNITY CHEST!"

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