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RE: Sperm Banks and Vasectomies (@ComedyOpenMic Round 22 Entry)

in #funny7 years ago

Vasectomy is not that bad. Well, they only are if you have my luck. Me and the wife popped out 2 kids, well she did most of the later popping but I popped first. Anyways I went and got the old snip and clip and sat around the house with a couple bags of frozen peas and corn on my ball sack for a couple days so that we would not have any more kiddos. Wouldn't you know life would come around and kick me in the balls one more time because 4 months after I got tied off my wife had to go have a procedure on her plumbing downstairs that made it so she could never have kids again............ So I got my balls cut on for absolutely no reason. Fuck me right?

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Damn brudda, sorry to hear that!!! I heard that you can reverse snip, if you so desire. On a humorous note, there must be over a 1,000 uses for frozen peas :)

Oh i am never getting it reversed lol. I was disappointed that a little flag does not come out and say bang now like in a cartoon.

Yep, going through it twice is nutz. However, got a friend who never wanted kids. Got a vasectomy. Met a girl. Got married. Got reversed. Now has four kidz

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Story of my life man.

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