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ya, especially if you need to pick the kids up from school right after

don't forget to throw the empty bottle at the five-o

Hey @dj123, I wan to ask a quastion independently of topic. Could you please look for my spam score :D I play game and it automaticaly comments as "joined" to post. Should I stop to play? I wonder it is considering as a spam

spam score 0% you're good to go cumkee

The only poor decision was the one your mum and the mail man made

no lies!.....my life has been unraveled, i was told it was the milkman and your mom!

wait are you my brother?

All those making-out moments feel a lot more awkward now, eh?

What an innocent bond

NOT.

it's beautiful, the twins are coming later this year

And they're gonna carry on this beautiful ritual too I bet.

no women! it's you who's my belly sister!

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"shit backwards"?

I see that you pun for fun

cunt you just have some fun?

theabsolutely why not?

cough

zing!
2018 is the year mom jokes are going to make a comeback
i can feel it

Take strepsols and spend some time away from Traffy's thread.

Thanks Doc, will take two and check with you in the morning.

Put one up the butt, just in case.
So you'll attack the problem from both the possible directions.

dry throat, I believe you need some liquids

Good advice. Would really love that Australian drink right about now. What's it called? Ahhh, I remember now. Fosters.

blasphemy! how dare you speak of a drink so foul only the mexican in the southern hemisphere drinks it

Foster's must be like the Australian Corona. At least you don't feel the need to put a lime garnish on the side to distract you of the urea-mimicking molecules within that beverage.

even corono is more palatable ......err corono with a wedge of vit-C infused citrus

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