Hey Traf...buddy...just a small caution before you proceed any further
The amount of ball-smashing going on here is without parallel. Hell it would win an Oscar at the annual feminist award if it existed.
May I suggest you sneak into your car before scrolling down. You know...just in case there is someone looking over your shoulders and gets some new ideas to really skewer those great balls of yours.
they've been super skewered anyway
wouldn't matter no more
usually I would offer my condolences ,but if they are so irreparably skewered and you're still standing, maybe it's love, and love goes beyond the surface (and genitalia i suppose)
who knows you might have something wonderful and admirable there