"I WAS BORN A FARM, MILKING COWS SINCE I WAS A LITTLE GIRL"

in #funny7 years ago (edited)

BEING BORN SOMEWHERE, DOES NOT MAKE CALF-NAPPING & THEN PLAYING WITH MOM'S NIPPLES ANY LESS WIERD.

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HAVE YOU EVER MILKED A GIRAFFE?

......MILKED A DOG?

......MILKED A CAT?

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COWS ARE NOT QUEING UP, ASKING US TO MILK THEM.

"OOH, OOH, MOO MOO, MILK ME FIRST!!!"

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COWS ARE ENSLAVED, IN WORSE CONDITIONS THAN ANY HUMAN CRIMINAL ON YOUR EARTHLY PLANE.

@DarthVegan

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