Dear Life Letters

Dear One-Thing-At-A-Time-Guy,
When you go out to eat at a restaurant, the server is there to assist you for anything you might need with your meal. That being said, don't forget the one simple rule all servers wish they could tell you, but won't because they don't want to get fired... Ask for your fucking sauces WHEN you order your meal. Do not ask for one fucking sauce at a time each time the server brings you the one you asked for before... and then ask for more napkins... and then ask for another water... and then ask for another fucking Ranch! Fuck you One-Thing-At-A-Time-Guy, you are the reason servers are a bunch of cranky assholes who hate humans. Thanks for coming to the Reality Check Diner, see you next time!

Love,
Service with a REALLY fake smile.