My Bitcoins had babies on National Girlfriend day???!

National Girlfriend Day on the same day as the Bitcoin Fork? Wow this makes my head really blow up, I feel like I am carrying the whole world on my shoulders... My Bitcoins had BABIES today, I'm just so excited and feel so emotional, can you tell???

I'd like to quickly hop off topic and introduce our Crypto Family to you... are you ready? I know you are...
I want you to meet my wife, Eth - we call her Terry, she is very volatile and carries a heavy load on top of her, but she loves to cut loose when she can, her sister Ethereum Classic is way hotter, but I am not allowed to show any pictures of her, Terry gets really jealous, and we certainly don't want that...

When she is in the mood, she looks at me like this

Then I get really hot and look like this

So because of our amazing love caused by this situation, it makes me really happy, and we Hard-Fork, really constantly and with wild abandon, although lately as I have aged, sometimes it is a Soft-Fork. This is really disappointing for everyone involved, but luckily, there is a pill for that... I get them cheaper routed through Thailand or somewhere, but thats a whole different story

So as a result of out constant "Hard-Forking" and occasional and unfortunate Soft-Forking we have had a TON of Alt-kids, I'm not ever sure how many, they are all different block sizes, we are just blessed... Some are Proof or Stake, some are Proof or Work, some are just Shared Computing Power, like one of our Daughters named Golem

Golem is truly a blessing and an amazing Alt-kid, she is soooo kind and loves to share her space with everyone, she says sharing helps her grow

And then there is Widdle-ole Pivx, we call her Pivvie and she is the spitting image of her sister Dash. Here is Dash and followed by Pivx - tell me if you can tell them apart, first Dash

Now Pivx

Then we have dear Lumen, we call her Stella - she is SO good with numbers and wants to be a banker when she grows up - can you believe that? Here is Lumen

I was so moved by our Bitcoins having babies today, I actually wrote a song about it. I submitted it to the open mic category here on Steemit, so far a few people have looked at it. Thank you my Steemian friends for watching my video... I love you

https://steemit.com/openmic/@cryptoted/steemit-open-mic-week-44-hard-fork-blues-by-cryptoted

Wow that is a terrible thumbnail of me, and possible it has been suggested that my singing could use some help, but the song is original and kind of funny, I wrote is this morning a stuck it straight up without rehearsing much. Give it a listen, it's called "Hard Fork Blues" I am trying to remember our other Alt-kids, oh yeah, we can't forget Boolberry, she's up 19% today - you go girl! Here is Boolberry ![IMG_1140.JPG]()

And also we have to show off Sia - she also loves sharing her space, she really gets along with Golem but she is on the depressed side because she is only worth a few Sats... so sad, we keep feeding her hoping she will grow
Here is Sia, trying to grow and gain Sats

So that is all of our Alt-Children that I can recall at this time, maybe when my next 1 Megabyte block comes through I will remember more of them, because there are so many more. Oh wait I just remembered Ripple - our most law abiding and well behaved alt kid, she also loves banking, and transferring stuff around, and she loves water very much. She usually stays either under water or just above it, admiring her reflection as we all do. She is special and we expect her to be around for quite sometime, in fact banks are trying to steal her from us, that's partially why we keep her hidden in the water

So in conclusion, I hope you have enjoyed the tour of my Crypto Family and Alt-Kids, I want to thank you for looking at my post and I hope your Bitcoins had babies today too... Honestly and all silliness aside, what a bonus at whatever price they eventually settle at!! I know don't end sentences with prepositions.. oops, OK just one last picture and then I will leave for now. Thank you all my Steemian friends, I truly appreciate all that this community offers and all that you do to provide valuable content, I hope my strange story provides you some fun distraction from the FUD and seriousness of the real world. Remember careful investing in my alt-children, they can be extremely volatile and you can lose money, but you can also make a bunch as well.. just do your due diligence before investing. Peace and much love to you all. Cryptoted

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