anon find NEET life and he likes it

get laid off, become NEET last week
can now go to bed whenever I want
11 PM, 8 AM, it doesn't matter since no responsibilites
can now enjoy long walks in the hours when I would have previously been working
time loses most of it's meaning, deadlines are a thing of the past and my life is now dedicated to entertainment

Why doesn't everyone do this? This is simply incredible. I feel freer than I've ever felt before.

inb4 "pathetic leech! you need to contribute to society!"
I don't care. I have the utmost sympathy for wageslaves who hate their predicament, as until recently I was one, but "people" who unironcally support the wageslavery lifestyle are fucking disgusting.