Joke of the Day

Two little boys stole a big bag of oranges from a neighbor & decided to go to a quiet place to share the lot equally.

One of them suggested the nearby cemetery.

As they were jumping over the gate to enter the cemetery, two oranges🍊🍊 fell out of the big bag but they didn't bother to pick them since they had enough in the bag.

Few minutes later, a drunkard on his way from a bar, passed near the cemetery gate & heard a voice saying: "One For Me, One For You, One For Me, One For You".....

He immediately sobered up & ran as fast as he could to a Church nearby, for the priest.......................

"Father, pls come with me. Come & witness God & satan sharing corpses at the cemetery"......

They both ran back to the cemetery gate & the voice continued: "One For Me, One For You, One For Me, One For You'............

Suddenly, the voice stopped counting & said:
"What About The Two At The Gate?" Let's get them .........

You should see the marathon.

The priest almost ran pass the church gate shouting:"We Are Not Dead Yet oohh!!!".