I'm from Croatia. In our country, in jokes man is called Mujo, women Fata.

Mujo was ill and was taken to hospital. Fata went to visit him. When she arrived she told him this:

Fata: 'You won't believe what happen to me on way here. I went by taxi, but half way to hospital realized I forget my wallet. I said to driver 'Let go back, so I can take my wallet'. Driver responded on that 'Don't worry about it, we will make some deal.' One block before hospital he turned into dark street and said to me 'So now, you give me blow job or sing me the most beautiful song!'

Mujo: 'And what did you sing for him?'

Fata: 'Oh my Mujo, how can I be in the mood for singing when you are in the hospital!'