MID-NIGHT DRAMA!

"My neighbor knocked at their door at midnight.

His Wife shouted from inside the house;
Go back to where you are coming from Mr Edet
replied: Open the door or I will throw my body into
the swimming pool!

His Wife shouted; Go ahead and kill yourself, do
you think I care?

Mr Edet stood near the dark part of the gate and
waited for 2 minutes, he then picked up a big stone
and threw it into the swimming
pool. !!!!..Kpaaaaka..!!!!

The Wife heard the sound and opened the door and
ran towards the swimming pool, Mr Edet quickly
sneaked
into the house and locked the door.

His Wife shouted; Open the door or I will shout!
Mr Edet shouted back; Shout till all the neighbours
wake
up and come here. Then You will tell them where
you are coming from by this time of the night with
only pant and bra"

Please if you find this funny, help me to describe Mr Edet in one word , upvote and resteem!