Wrong. No no no. This is wrong and incorrect.
First of all you were supposed to use a different heading here.
So right from the beginning this is wrong. You will need to go back and redo the heading.
And it looks like this sentence is also wrong, so once you're done fixing the heading it will also be necessary to fix this sentence.
You were supposed to put a picture of a mountain lion here but this is not a picture of a mountain lion:
It looks like instead of using a picture of a mountain lion you just used a picture of an old rusty bucket that's been shot all to pieces.
Please be advised that mountain lions and old rusty buckets are very different regardless of whether or not they have been shot all to pieces.
Your picture is incorrect so please fix it as soon as possible.
Oh my. No no no. This is so wrong.
What on earth have you done with this paragraph? This paragraph is about as far away from correct as you can get. This is the paragraph where you were supposed to talk about how to identify various wild animals based on their tracks and excrement, but instead you appear to have written about something completely unrelated. Do you understand that because this sentence is about drinking six cups of bulletproof coffee between 3am and 4am, and not about the telltale characteristics of bear feces, it is incorrect? Also, since our general rule is to never write more than four sentences in any given paragraph, you will need to just delete this sentence altogether. And this one too.
No. It is not acceptable to use this heading to describe the composition, shelf life, and aerodynamics of clay pigeons, because this heading is supposed to be about how to determine which wild mushrooms can be safely harvested for human consumption, and which wild mushrooms can be reasonably expected to kill a human upon consumption.
So you will need to redo it.
Also, this quote is incorrect. John Muir did not say "The mountains are calling and I must go kill myself." That is the wrong quote. Please fix this quote so that it says what John Muir actually said which had nothing to do with suicide. – John Muir
5 Emergency Blankets You Can Count On When You're Down For The Count
Correct. This heading is correct.
But what is this picture? This picture is wrong.
This picture has nothing to do with emergency blankets. Therefore, it is incorrect and will need to be replaced.
This picture also violates our policy of only writing evergreen content. Those trees are aspen, and aspen are not evergreen regardless of what season of the year you take their picture.
Do you understand? Wrong. Please adjust this heading so that it properly introduces the risk of lightning strikes in the backcountry as opposed to explaining how the invention of the backpack scooter makes it a trifling matter to illegally operate a motorized vehicle in wilderness areas.
You will also need to either edit or delete this long jumbled barely coherent run-on sentence run-on run-on sentence run-on sentence run-on sentence sentence run-on run-on sentence run-on sentence run-on run-on run-on run-on sentence sentence run-on sentence run-on sentence run-on sentence run-on sentence, as it repeatedly violates our policy against profanity.
No. Incorrect.
It is not acceptable to substitute a picture of metal deck furniture sitting on top of a 100-foot vertical mineshaft in the middle of nowhere for a concluding paragraph.
Wrong. No no no. This is wrong and incorrect:
Nice ramble, would this be a free write or did you put a lot of effort into it? LOL
I loved the rusty bucket actually, glad it wasn't a mountain lion.
Hey thanks @lyndsaybowes! Man, I wish I could say this was freewrite, but it took a good deal of effort.
btw, what's up with all the weird comments/upvotes/downvotes on your stuff? Does it have anything to do with trolls and the @lyndsayblowes account? Just curious.
Well, great effort then, and it's awesome to see you back full force writing on the block!
Yeah, just one person with a lot of different accounts. I'll take some weird upvotes any day though! HAHA~!! The other shit can fuck off anytime....
The owner seems to be associated with the berniesanders account. I don't understand why people feel the need to be so abusive on steemit.
Thanks for the welcome back - we'll see how long I last this time.
We owl love the wrongness of this post (pun intended) @regularowl cookie votes
LOL. I want a pet owl.
You are right. This is wrong. Or are you wrong that this is right? Oh, dunno, but I love the bucket. If you would put it in a yard sale or some second hand shop, you could get 50€ for that. Or at least 20 euros. Because it's vintage. Or retro. Or antique. It's rusty and full of holes so it's perfect for those who fight to death to get their hands on one of these. It's fashion now. Mountain lions are out, rusty buckets are in. Hanging in front of a window. Full of flowers. Or some crafty shit.
I agree.
I write for a local blog once a month, been doing it close to a year, and it is slowly killing me. All the writers make tiles like "How to teach your baby to sleep in 5 easy steps!" That is not writing. I keep trying to push the boundaries.
That bucket is certainly more attractive than bear feces. Although it is a bit sadder looking than bear feces. There is so much shooting and burning in your woods. And shiting, apparently. But nobody looks down on a bear for shiting.
I do a lot of rambling here. I get them all out here.
The majority of writing on the internet is rubbish and an insult to intelligent people. But you already know that. I landed my first writing job in 2008, and I made it about 6 months before I started really hating myself, and everyone who told me what writing was supposed to look like. I then proceeded to spend another 10 years hating myself as a professional writer. I've been on hiatus for a few months now, but it looks like fate is going to drive me right back to that world of grinding out shit copy in order to make rent and put beer on the table. Oh well, at least I can still work from wherever I want.
The "rambling" that you do here on Steemit is exceptional. I hope you can find a different local outlet that realizes it, and offers you a gig that won't slowly kill you. :)
I can definitely see myself describing it that way if I did more for that local blog than the odd bit once a month. It sucks the creativity out of you. But, working wherever certainly is a benefit. I experience the opposite with my husband, who is generally gone 12 hours a day.
Thanks for the kind words.
The owls were called by @mathowl