Finally, I thought of something great to write about.
Finally, something great!
It’s been four days since my last post. And I haven’t been able to think of anything interesting to write about during that time.
Today, however, I finally thought of something interesting!
It is more than interesting. It is the most unique thing ever. It is exceptionally great and I can’t wait to write about it. You are going to love it. Just wait and see.
This thing I thought of writing about is exceptionally great.
So great that I don't think anyone else has ever thought of writing about it.
Or at least, nobody else has ever actually written about it. Maybe they thought of writing about it (and I highly doubt that, given its exceptional greatness), but as far as I can tell nobody else has actually written about it.
I researched online to see if anyone else had written about it, and I couldn't find anyone who had. So if anyone has ever written about it, it's not published online.
Which means I am going to be the first person to write about this great thing online. And, let's be honest, I am probably also going to be the first person to actually write about this great thing, anywhere, ever.
You are going to be absolutely positively blown away by this great thing I thought of writing about.
That's how exceptional it is. It is a thing of genius. It is one of those things that when you read it, you'll be like "Oh my gods, why didn't I think of that? It's so simple and obvious, but also so exceptionally great at the same time! I really wish I would have thought of it myself!"
But you didn't think of it. I did.
Not you. Me.
I'm not going to be blown away by your exceptionally great thing.
You're going to be blown away by my exceptionally great thing.
Because I thought of it. Not you.
This thing I thought of writing about is so exceptionally great that I can barely contain my enthusiasm for writing about it.
You are going to love it, and be blown away by it, and wish that you had thought of it yourself but it's too late for that because I thought of it first.
And I simply cannot wait to write about it.
Finally!
After all these days, I have thought of something great to write about!
I am so glad to have thought of something so exceptionally great and interesting to write about, especially since it has (almost certainly) never been written about before by anyone, ever!
Finally!
This exceptionally great piece has given me hope that I'll overcome my current writer's block, bravo! Inspirational!
My entire life has always swung like a pendulum between feast and famine when it comes to inspiration (and money ). I like to think it's because we live in a world of balance, and while some people opt for the 'buy now, pay later' approach, I prefer to 'pay as I go'!
This is an exceptionally great comment.
You have a great illusion effect going on with these pictures. The first one I really thought it was a model train set or something of that nature, that was freakishly detailed. Next, it was becoming more apparent that it was not, but still that ladder is a little deceptive. Then that third picture looks like a rabbit hole rather than a cave entrance. In conclusion, I think that shadow of you in the last picture is not actually you, but a shadow of a gnome. Or, you are actually a gnome. Either way, I think you have been doing some dangerous adventuring. I am not a gnome, and I'm feeling a little claustrophobic.