Alien Encounters

in #funny7 years ago

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Hard to say when it all changed for me. Oh I know, it was when I met this fucking alien. Like he straight up came to my house. Walked into my room while I was meditating.....Yelled some alien bullshit at me, but then he started like human crying...he was balling. I just stood there in stunned silence for a couple moments. My reality untethered by this creature. Also noticed that this thing didn't have genitals...this is a side note. But like I definitely didn't see any genitals.

I wanted to know everything about this being. Why the fuck was he so blue? How did he get here - aircraft wise? Are there space pirates?

Fuckkkkk....I was in pieces. Caught paralyzed by the myriad of emotions and thoughts inside me. All of sudden, this thing starts pointing at a leather coat that was sitting on a chair in my room. I walk over and pick it up and hand it to him...he begins sniffing it and growling. I slowly approach him and show him how a jacket works. He was dumb. I proceeded to put the jacket on him. I'm not going to say it was erotic, but I felt like there some interest from it's end. Like a vibe. Just saying. Then he let me snap a photo of him. Fuck, it's ugly.

Then he just left. I then watched like 3 episodes of Planet Earth. Now, I'm writing this. Let me know if you see this thing. We should all hang.

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