My Fathers child joke.
We were making jokes yesterday, and everyone came up with some jokes. I personally don't know many, normally I just sit and listen and laugh along.
Suddenly I remembered a joke my dad told me nearly 60 years ago and, when they all thaught it funny I decided to share it here with you all. Hopefully they laughed as it was funny to them but not trying to make me feel better because I do not know many jokes.
The ant was driving his car and got stuck with and empty tank.
Fortuanaly a bee came along and said why are you standing here and not driving home.
What other plan can I make as I do not have petrol in my car.
The bee then started laughing and said I will help you.
Open your petrol tank and I will pee in it.
The car then started and the ant was very thankfull and said, I did not know that. Next time I get stuck I will know what to do.
No said the bee that will not work at all laughing at him.
Why ? Asked the ant.
The bee laughed and said only BP helps.
Just shows you how a parent can influence a child because Iwas not much older than 5 or 6 years old and, it is one of the few jokes that I know.
That was a cute joke. Amazing that you remembered it after 60 years. What a nice memory of your father. I can almost see the smile on your face when you remembered his wonderful joke! Have a happy week ahead!
love it!
LOL, lovely story and brilliant joke!
thanks for replying really appreciate it.
My pleasure @bigbear:)
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O I remember this from I was a child - my grandfather also told this joke and we would laugh and laugh and retell it just to say BEEPEE hahahaha
Thanks anneke we did as well
Lmao :D I am a little bit amused
Ha ha ha ha! I also heard the joke somewhere but forgot about it. I wish I can remember all the jokes I was told, can't even think of one.
Hahahahahha, that is genuinely funny!
Thanks was worried other people wont find it funny.
I refuse to believe that anyone could think that would be the case!!
"BP," cute! lol I'll share this with my grandson.
It is funny, thanks for sharing
Thanks for replying.